"I didn't like his shoes"....

Reason a caller gave me tonight for dumping their last physician.

His shoes?

I wouldn't care if a physician was barefoot as long as he or she knew what they were doing. But I will admit if they wore wild looking sneakers they'd gain my lifelong admiration.

Shoes...

No I didn't ask for a description of the offending footwear.

LOL

A squirrel with a shoe problem

For those with a foot fetish, the history of footwear

The Footwear Project (sounds sinister eh?)